中英文经典搞笑语录

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

中英文经典搞笑语录

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵！凭啥我就要工作经验？

Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?

你疯了吗？

A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.

好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。

When two's company， three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

Two heads are better than one

三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。

The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the leyou know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多，知道的'越多，知道的越多；忘记的越多，忘记的越多；知道的越少，为什么学来着？

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